Well, we’re doomed.
Cyberdine NEC has released a hoard of ravenous, meat-hungry robots, which will surely spell the end for modern humanity as we know it. These vile fiends have tasted human flesh, and they like it.
Mocking us, the robot tells one man he tastes like bacon, and you can almost see the cold, dead cyborg [...]
This just in from CNN:
Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld is stepping down, sources tell CNN.
No doubt pressured by yesterday’s dramatic swing in the balance of power, sources have told CNN that embattled Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, will resign. Fox News also confirmed the report but said Rumsfeld gave no prior indication or reason [...]
Time is running a photo documentary about the first responders after the September 11 terrorist attacks.
Cancer, asthma, burns, rashes, permanent injury, previously unknown illnesses and a lack of proper compensation and basic acknowledgment came after the horror of watching their brothers in arms die, swallowed up by two massive buildings in an unprecedented collapse; a [...]
All of a sudden, there is a real chance for the Democrats to takeover the senate.
As of 1:30 a.m. Tuesday, Democrats need three more seats for a majority control.
In Missouri, Claire McCaskill came back from the (almost) dead to take the lead over incumbent Republican Jim Talent. CNN has the Democrat up 49 percent to [...]
Aided by at least party switches in two seats in Florida, all three in Indiana, two in New Hampshire, two in New York and more, Democrats will take over majority control of the United States House of Representatives.
With key victories in blue-base states as well as in the south and Republican strongholds, CNN projects the [...]
From News Channel 8 (New Haven, Conn.)
Representative Nancy Johnson has taken the podium at her campaign headquarters, thanking her family and her staff for their support through the years.
CNN has projected State Senator Chris Murphy will win in the 5th Conn. Congressional district, part of a projected Democratic takeover of the House of Representatives.
CNN has reported glitches in the voting system already. One area has already reverted back to paper ballots as machines have broken down.
With all the last minute grandstanding, signage and more red, white and blue decor than any July 4th celebration, Election Day should really be a national holiday.
Close the markets and banks and send the workers home.
Maybe then they’ll all vote? But that’s a separate argument.
Today is the day where, pending any form of pregnant chads [...]
This just in from CNN:
The National Transportation Safety Board blames a stiff wind for the plane crash in New York last month that killed Yankees pitcher Cory Lidle, The Associated Press reports.
I want to see someone in a suit try to explain this to a dead firefighters’ family. Tell them that daddy isn’t coming home anymore because the bad man slipped through the cracks.
Raymond Lee Oyler has been around.
He’s spent time in Missouri where his rap sheet could pass him off as a delinquent teenager, except [...]
