Odds on Patriots in Superbowl, other things

This is just silly…

Analysts at BetUS.com answered the question of what’s more New England Patriots winning the Super Bowl or…. With the following odds.

New England Patriots (AFC):

Patriots win the Super Bowl – 3/1

Or,

Mitt Romney is the next President of the United States – 7/1

The Big Dig finishes in 07-08 – 1/1,000,000

Harvard wins the Head of the Charles – 10/1

Tom Brady dates another supermodel – 1/1,000

You get pulled over by a Mass. Statey – 100/1

Brady is named MVP – 8/1

Belichek gets fired – 50/1

Randy Moss is named the MVP – 100/1

Moss gets over 100 receptions – 5/1

A Patriot player gets arrested – 1/20

Moss moons crowd – 150/1

You get a speeding ticket – 3/1

You win the lottery – 1,000,000/1

You walk under a ladder – 5/1

You order a pizza this year – 1/1,000

You run out of hot water mid shower – 100/1

Lose your cell phone – 50/1

You see pigs fly – 1,000,000,000/1

Hell freezes over – 1,000,000,000,000/1

You throw out your back – 1,000/1

You get a flat tire – 2/1

A bird will poop on you – 50/1

You will find money – 25/1

You will slip on banana peel – 150/1

John Guilfoil, writer of PRrag, is the Editor-in-Chief of Blast Magazine and a Boston Globe Correspondent.

In Sports on July 16, 2007 at 12:28

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